I'm not gonna post the whole thing 'cause there's a lot of pieces & it'd be a hassle (& I'm lazy), but follow the link if you wanna read their entire crepe-tastic outrage:
I've personally witnessed a French guy drop an entire lit shot of Absinthe on his pants and casually brush the fire off as he repeated a Dave Chappelle joke. This same French guy was also friends with this other French guy who used to rob parked cars on the streets of Pontypridd, Wales solely for coats and jackets. His name is Guilherm and five years ago he accompanied me when I had a rather interesting experience with a seed known as Hawaiian Baby Woodrose. After the 'event,' I wrote about it on Erowid so feel free to read about one of the (many) times when I was completely out of my mind.
It appears that the notable French MMA site, Riddum.com, is accusing Fuel TV of rigging the polls for the most recent edition of UFC Tonight. Sure I could summarize the accusation, but I'll just let Thomas V., chief editor at Riddum.com tell you what's going down in an email he sent.