Porn Queen Jenna Jameson Gives Birth to Twins

Originally Posted by NateR

Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.

One brave doctor has gone missing, they are sending out search teams as we speak, but things aren't looking good, investigators have said that there is just so much space to cover, they are unsure whether there investigation can cover all that area




but in all seriousness, did she even need to dilate to give birth

[VCURamFan]

Originally Posted by NateR

Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF8Bf1d_crk

Heh heh, ya know when you watch that in this context, you really feel like you need a shower afterwards!

Originally Posted by MattHughesRocks

I also read the delivery was really really super easy and she didnt feel a thing!

HA HA HA HA of course she didn't feel a thing! Ummm, I'm not even going to say it!

[MattHughesRocks]

I can't find the names anywhere yet.Stay tuned ;)

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

What'd they name the kids: "Huntington Beach" & "Bad Boy"? Or maybe "Pit" & "Fighter". How about "Frank" & "Chuck" (ya' know, want your kids to be better than you ever were )

[MattHughesRocks]

Dare I ask what "spelunking" means?

Originally Posted by NateR

Actually she didn't deliver them, the doctors had to go spelunking for them.

[MattHughesRocks]

That is just so terrible!

Originally Posted by matthughesfan21

One brave doctor has gone missing, they are sending out search teams as we speak, but things aren't looking good, investigators have said that there is just so much space to cover, they are unsure whether there investigation can cover all that area




but in all seriousness, did she even need to dilate to give birth

Originally Posted by matthughesfan21

I' d hit it

with a shovel

Then we better tie a rope around your ankle, I'd hate to loose a good forum member that way!

[Neezar]

Originally Posted by philips4

Then we better tie a rope around your ankle, I'd hate to loose a good forum member that way!

Strap a 2 x 4 to his ass, long ways to keep him from falling in.



*can't believe I just got in on this*

[NateR]

Originally Posted by MattHughesRocks

Dare I ask what "spelunking" means?

It's a term used to refer to cave explorers.

Originally Posted by Neezar

Strap a 10 x 40to his ass, long ways to keep him from falling in.



*can't believe I just got in on this*

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