WTF is a 'safe for work' acronym which represents a phrase that is not safe for work. NSFW is a 'safe for work' acronym that is also safe for work. This morning I woke up with the words 'Remember this: It's the Christmas store for adults' written on a piece of paper. That warranted a 'WTF' stare. Apparently yesterday's Zeus wanted to tell future Zeus something ridiculous and incoherent. At some point last night, my desire to convey a message was so great that it needed to exist within this reality in the form of a piece of paper. In retrospect, I'm not sure exactly sure what that means, but I'm assuming 'It's the Christmas store for adults' will somehow cure poverty and put an end to terrorism -- at the same time.