Former UFC fighter, Edwin Dewees, arrested and charged with child abuse

Originally Posted by Neezar

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,' whispered the
small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' ;
So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?' ' Yes, she's out in
the garden too '& The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?' Again the
small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he
could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes
,' whispered the child, ' a policeman.. '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , '
whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy
and the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he heard a loud
noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' It's
a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. '
The search team just landed a helicopter ' 'A search team?' said
the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '

I love that one.

Check out youtube for the grappling match between Edwin Dewees and Eddy Rolon.