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Old 08-22-2011, 01:03 PM
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but
had not phoned in sick. So he dialed the employee's home phone number
and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' ' Yes, he's out in the garden ,' whispered the
small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' ;
So the boss asked, 'Well, is your Mommy there?' ' Yes, she's out in
the garden too '& The boss asked; 'May I talk with her?' Again the
small voice whispered, ' No .' Hoping there was somebody with whom he
could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes
,' whispered the child, ' a policeman.. '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , '
whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy
and the police dog men. ' Growing more worried as he heard a loud
noise in the background, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' ' It's
a helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. '
The search team just landed a helicopter ' 'A search team?' said
the boss. 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle.... ' ME '
I love that one.
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Old 09-02-2011, 08:29 PM
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Check out youtube for the grappling match between Edwin Dewees and Eddy Rolon.
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