Bristol Palin and her man split

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool?

Fixed

[VCURamFan]

Originally Posted by Chuck

Fixed

Whoops, my bad. It's been such a long week, I knew something looked off, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was!!!

Never send your butler to work without his jacket...

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

Whoops, my bad. It's been such a long week, I knew something looked off, but I couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was!!!

Never send your butler to work without his jacket...

..so in other words, you're drunk.

[VCURamFan]

Originally Posted by Moose

..so in other words, you're drunk.

Dude, I wish I was. I'm exhausted & literally about to fall out of my chair. Here's the quick version:

We're in the middle of the CAA basketball championship tournaments. Our men kicked ass over last weekend & won it all & now our women lost today day just 1 win away from winning their tourney. I've been all over the state playing in the pep band for their games. It's exhausting & I have so little time, I usually just end up getting on here to read what I've missed & then pass out. I don't get nearly as much time as I'd like to post. On top of that, I now have to start gearing up for the NCAAs, (I hope: LINK).

Barring Matt coming on here & asking if someone wants a free year of private lessons with him, this'll be my last post of the night!

"Warp it in foil before you check her oil."

[NateR]

Originally Posted by Black Mamba

she joins 13.6 million parents raising children alone.

I highly doubt she'll be raising that kid alone. I'm sure her parents and grandparents will be there to support her 100%, even if they don't agree with her actions. That's what family is for.

Originally Posted by NateR

I highly doubt she'll be raising that kid alone. I'm sure her parents and grandparents will be there to support her 100%, even if they don't agree with her actions. That's what family is for.

co-signed

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

Dude, I wish I was. I'm exhausted & literally about to fall out of my chair. Here's the quick version:

"Wrap it in foil before you check her oil."

Fixed.

Foil? I don't think that would work either. Plus..I'm fairly certain it would be rather uncomfortable...

[VCURamFan]

Originally Posted by Primadawn

Fixed.

Foil? I don't think that would work either. Plus..I'm fairly certain it would be rather uncomfortable...

Ribbed for my pleasure?

"Protect your wanger before you bang her"

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

"Protect your wanger before you bang her"

Winner!