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Q: What do you callan intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

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Q: What do you callan intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

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A rumor named "Mike Everland".

Oh wait. Just noticed the "sensitive" part. Nevermind.
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A rumor named "Mike Everland".

Oh wait. Just noticed the "sensitive" part. Nevermind.


Women want men to be just sensitive "enough" to be in touch with our feelings. A manly man who knows when to speak and when NOT to (intelligent), and who NEVER EVER utters the words, "I told you so". That last part ensures a man will forever remain "good looking" in the eyes of his woman.
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Women want men to be just sensitive "enough" to be in touch with our feelings. A manly man who knows when to speak and when NOT to (intelligent), and who NEVER EVER utters the words, "I told you so". That last part ensures a man will forever remain "good looking" in the eyes of his woman.
Whatever. Get naked.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest
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The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gaspingfor breath and calling
your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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Q: Why do men whistle when theyare sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
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