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Old 06-08-2011, 11:34 PM
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice!

(in honor of MHR)
Ben, I can't believe it! I clicked on this thread to see what you had posted and when I did, it took me to the first page, first post (Michelle's two black eyes), and I had the same thought to repost it in her honor (no lie!) and then I came to the last page and saw your post!

I'd groan every time I'd see she had posted it yet again!

Sure would like to see "her" post it again.
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Old 06-09-2011, 02:22 AM
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Ben, I can't believe it! I clicked on this thread to see what you had posted and when I did, it took me to the first page, first post (Michelle's two black eyes), and I had the same thought to repost it in her honor (no lie!) and then I came to the last page and saw your post!

I'd groan every time I'd see she had posted it yet again!

Sure would like to see "her" post it again.
Yeah, it's a bummer she left. She came back for NateR's birthday, though.
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Old 06-09-2011, 04:41 AM
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Yeah, it's a bummer she left. She came back for NateR's birthday, though.
Yeah, only for a hot second.

I miss her, too.
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Old 06-17-2011, 08:52 PM
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Why should you always take 2 Baptist fishing?

Becasue if you just take 1 he'll drink all your beer!
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Old 06-19-2011, 02:18 AM
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what time is it in Vancouver ?

its 26 past Luongo !
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Old 06-19-2011, 02:21 AM
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whats the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a cigarette vending machine ?

there is actually some players in the vending machine.....
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Old 06-20-2011, 03:43 AM
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Homework:

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?'





No one answered until little Mary stood up and said,


'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!'

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!'


The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,

'Anybody?'

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,
'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.'

Mrs. Parks said,'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued.

'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind.

Two, you didn't read your homework.

And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.











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Old 06-20-2011, 11:43 AM
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Huh? I'm a grower not a shower.
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Old 06-20-2011, 01:46 PM
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whats the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a cigarette vending machine ?

there is actually some players in the vending machine.....
yeah, only the canadians will get that .. LOL
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Old 06-20-2011, 02:32 PM
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yeah, only the canadians will get that .. LOL
I got it. Just think the Canucks played a great season so I don't really laugh at teams that make it all the way to the finals in their sport. Even if they fail to win the championship.

Now all the idiots rioting afterwards, I'll gladly laugh at them.
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