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Old 05-06-2011, 08:39 PM
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A Navy SEAL walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden.

“What’s a Bin Laden,” the bartender asks.

The SEAL replies, “Two shots and a splash of water.”
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Old 05-06-2011, 08:49 PM
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Haha, I had a friend post that on FB on Monday. It's hilarious!
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Old 05-10-2011, 05:33 PM
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Did you hear GSP took the 72oz Steak Challenge?

But he had to pay for it, cuz he couldn't finish it ..
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Old 05-10-2011, 05:44 PM
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Did you hear GSP took the 72oz Steak Challenge?

But he had to pay for it, cuz he couldn't finish it ..
GRIN
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Old 05-10-2011, 05:47 PM
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But he had to pay for it, cuz he couldn't finish it ..
Ha! Nice!
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Old 06-07-2011, 11:59 PM
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Advice to an Old Guy...


An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer that was nearby "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
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Old 06-08-2011, 01:36 PM
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Advice to an Old Guy...


An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer that was nearby "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......


True dat!~
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:10 PM
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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer that was nearby "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
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Old 06-08-2011, 08:27 PM
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice!

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