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Old 12-23-2010, 07:35 PM
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In a Washington State University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.


However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.


The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating:

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same kind of 21-year-olds that just voted in our last election! *

*They breed and they walk among us...
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Old 12-28-2010, 08:35 PM
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In a Washington State University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating:

"What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same kind of 21-year-olds that just voted in our last election! *

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Why you gotta call out Christie like that?
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:17 PM
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Got this in an e-mail, just HAD to share it, ENJOY!

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A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, and better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's $1000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in this. Making decisions together will help you through this tough time."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So,' says the doctor, have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man..

"And has she helped you in making the decision?"

"Yes, she has," says the man.

"And what is it?" asks the doctor

"We're getting granite countertops."
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Old 01-13-2011, 02:59 PM
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Granite countertops. LOL
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Old 01-14-2011, 01:29 PM
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i wasn't expecting that
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Old 01-27-2011, 03:07 PM
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New Year’s Prayer


Dear GOD, My Wish for 2011 is a big, fat bank account & a slim body.
Please don't mix these two up like you did last year!
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(in honor of Michelle)

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!!
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Old 01-27-2011, 05:00 PM
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What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice!!
Never gets old.
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