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Old 11-20-2009, 03:52 PM
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I don't think you'll find much to analyze.

If it's a boy: Dalton Michael
If it's a girl: Haley Jean

We should find out December 11th.
Haley Jean it is. I'm just teasing you Mike. Those are both good names.

You know little girls are really nice; my mom had five of them.

Although, she did tell us we better not have any girls 'cause she was sick of girls. So, my sister had a boy and my mom kept him when he was little. All she kept saying then was, "My God, he's so different than ya'll were!"

When I found out she was having a boy all I said was, "Boy! What are we going to do with a boy? We don't know nothing 'bout boys!" His birthday is tomorrow the 21st; he'll be nine. He was born on my anniversary.
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Old 11-23-2009, 07:10 PM
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Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I
saw was an old mini van with two flat tires..

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Old 11-23-2009, 07:14 PM
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LOL