Eff My Life

[VCURamFan]

Today, my husband and I were filling out forms for life insurance. We were talking about beneficiaries, and we both picked our daughter. My amount is 500,000 dollars, and my husband's is one million. When we told our daughter this, she started laughing devilishly. FML

Today, I realized my 3 year old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year old father. FML

I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.

Always wondered about that. I figured it had something to do with lack of attention since that is an all around problem for some men.

[VCURamFan]

Education success!!!

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

[Neezar]

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

Education success!!!

[VCURamFan]

Hahaha, classic mom complaint!

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.

I humbly disagree. And I have almost 20 years of research to back up my claim.

Boys/men/anything that has a penis/ pee(s) on the floor. Period.

You can't argue with......or change......nature.

[VCURamFan]

Originally Posted by DonnaMaria

I humbly disagree. And I have almost 20 years of research to back up my claim.

Boys/men/anything that has a penis/ pee(s) on the floor. Period.

You can't argue with......or change......nature.

These are the best urinals ever. They used to have 'em at Grove City College (where my brother & sister-in-law went):

Originally Posted by VCURamFan

These are the best urinals ever. They used to have 'em at Grove City College (where my brother & sister-in-law went):

WOW!!! That is fool ( aka MAN) proof!!!!!!


I love them!!! I need them in my classroom!!!!

Although at second glance.........those look a might too close for comfort! Ewwwwwww! Why would you want to stand right next to another guy when you pee?!?

Girls might go to the bathroom together, but we don't all use the same stall!

AND btw........where DO you look? Is it against Man Code to look at another guy when you pee? Do you really stare at the wall?