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Old 04-27-2011, 08:54 PM
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Church prayer chains should not contain the word vaginal. It may seem childish but it creeps me out.
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Church prayer chains should not contain the word vaginal. It may seem childish but it creeps me out.
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Old 04-27-2011, 09:46 PM
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have you never heard the phrase, "just lie back and think of England"

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Old 04-28-2011, 11:28 AM
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Church prayer chains should not contain the word vaginal. It may seem childish but it creeps me out.
What kind of prayers are they saying in your church?

"Dear Lord, please relieve my vaginal itch"?
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:13 PM
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What kind of prayers are they saying in your church?

"Dear Lord, please relieve my vaginal itch"?
it was actually for vagina cancer, but cancer could have gotten the point across just the same.
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Old 05-05-2011, 09:54 PM
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Newest interesting request by storm victims: condoms. And I plan to help them. I cannot wait to see the look on the faces of whoever is manning the donations trailer Mother's Day morning at church when I toss them a bag full of condoms as I wrangle my kids in the door.

Some people are being jerks about it on facebook but lets face it - the power has been out for a week, there is nothing to do, many couples only have each other left, and masses of college kids are bored out of their minds. If we don't supply condoms we are likely going to have a massive baby boom in our state in the next 9-10 months.
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:03 PM
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have you never heard the phrase, "just lie back and think of England"

I always heard, "Just point your heels to heaven and think about handbags!"
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:07 PM
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have you never heard the phrase, "just lie back and think of England"

No, I haven't and I don't understand the meaning.
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Old 05-06-2011, 02:15 PM
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it was actually for vagina cancer, but cancer could have gotten the point across just the same.
I believe the PC version is "female cancer".
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Old 05-06-2011, 04:09 PM
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No, I haven't and I don't understand the meaning.
Good, respectable English woman weren't supposed to enjoy sex, but the Empire needed heirs, so when they husbands got amorous, they were told to just just lie back & think of England.
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