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Old 04-07-2011, 06:56 PM
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Old 04-07-2011, 07:07 PM
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(CNN) -- Police in Maryland are on the hunt for the perpetrator of what appears to be an April Fools' Day prank that left a man glued to a toilet at a Wal-Mart store.

If caught, the jokester who doused the seat with glue at the Elkton Wal-Mart on March 31 could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.

Police, along with the Singerly Fire Co. and the Cecil County paramedics, were called to the scene at about 7 p.m.

There, they found the 48-year-old victim, who called for help after realizing the sticky situation he was in when he tried -- and failed -- to stand up and leave the superstore's restroom, Donnelly said.

It took responders 15 minutes to remove the victim from the stall, but they were unable to disconnect the toilet seat from his body, Donnelly said.

Instead, the victim was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County, where the seat was detached. He left with only minor injuries to his buttocks, Donnelly said.

Police do not suspect that the victim was specifically targeted, but that the incident was a random prank, Donnelly said. They have not received reports of glue-laden toilet seats since.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:09 PM
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The punishment for this should be having your butt kicked by the victim. This is just wrong. You have to call 911 and be taken to the hospital with a toilet seat stuck to you while you junk hangs out for responders to see. As I woman is I had to show off my whoha to strangers I would be pissed.
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Old 04-07-2011, 08:44 PM
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The punishment for this should be having your butt kicked by the victim. This is just wrong. You have to call 911 and be taken to the hospital with a toilet seat stuck to you while you junk hangs out for responders to see. As I woman is I had to show off my whoha to strangers I would be pissed.
As long as you weren't pissing while showing off your who-ha to strangers... I think that's against the law!
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Old 04-07-2011, 11:04 PM
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Does it mention what kind of glue it was! I want to get me some of that stuff!!!!

Oh the possibilities!!!!!
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:06 AM
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Poor man! I'm just glad he didn't suffer any serious physical damage...can't say the same about his dignity.
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Does it mention what kind of glue it was! I want to get me some of that stuff!!!!

Oh the possibilities!!!!!
Surely not for all those little s you teach?
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Old 04-08-2011, 12:21 AM
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Surely not for all those little s you teach?


Actually I hadn't thought of that!!!!! I was thinking of other possibilities!!!!!

Ones pertaining to my current single status.........



They can't leave if they are stuck to the floor!
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Old 04-08-2011, 01:53 AM
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Actually I hadn't thought of that!!!!! I was thinking of other possibilities!!!!!

Ones pertaining to my current single status.........



They can't leave if they are stuck to the floor!


I guess that rules out speed dating for you!
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Old 04-08-2011, 04:41 AM
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The punishment for this should be having your butt kicked by the victim. .
I really like this idea!
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