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Old 03-28-2011, 05:38 AM
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Default Shake Weight Not Enough?

Now you can add Jump Snap to your workout!

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In two hot colors, blue ~



and pink, for the ladies!



hmmm...

Yes, this is a real product, as unbelievable as it may seem. Here is their website.

For schlubs who are so klutzy they can't handle a real jump rope.

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Old 03-28-2011, 05:56 AM
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LOL, amazing!

The jump rope for the openly uncoordinated and lazy.
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:16 AM
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I personally have a hard time believing that shake weight really works! But maybe I'm overly cynical.
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:51 AM
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What I personally dislike about all the gimmick products is they fail to mention that 99% of losing weight and keeping it off is due to diet and self-discipline.
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Old 03-28-2011, 09:18 AM
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What I personally dislike about all the gimmick products is they fail to mention that 99% of losing weight and keeping it off is due to diet and self-discipline.
Yes, so true!

But the strange things they are selling geared towards that result get more ridiculous all the time! When I saw this jump rope with no rope I LMAO!!!!
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Old 03-28-2011, 01:03 PM
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I really need to market some type of workout or diet gimmick. People are so desperate for an EASY way to get into shape, they'll believe anything. Lazy idiots.
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I really need to market some type of workout or diet gimmick. People are so desperate for an EASY way to get into shape, they'll believe anything. Lazy idiots.
How about a weight loss candle?!?!?

When you burn it, it emits fat burning chemicals into the air! So you can burn fat while you eat, watch T.V., blog......

and for EXTRA fat burning power.....SLEEP with the candle burning so you loose fat WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!!!

of course, you will need to place a warning on the package, saying that burning candles while you sleep just might burn the whole dang house down.

BUT just think of all the fat and calories that will burn away due to the STRESS of your house burning down!!! Wow! It's a win-win situation!!!!!
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Old 03-28-2011, 05:20 PM
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How about a weight loss candle?!?!?

When you burn it, it emits fat burning chemicals into the air! So you can burn fat while you eat, watch T.V., blog......

and for EXTRA fat burning power.....SLEEP with the candle burning so you loose fat WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!!!

of course, you will need to place a warning on the package, saying that burning candles while you sleep just might burn the whole dang house down.

BUT just think of all the fat and calories that will burn away due to the STRESS of your house burning down!!! Wow! It's a win-win situation!!!!!
LOL, people are stupid enough to believe it.

I don't see how the government allows all of these BS products to be sold. But, even the government's food pyramid is pseduoscience for nutrition anyways, so really they're not doing any better.
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Old 03-28-2011, 06:54 PM
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How about a weight loss candle?!?!?

When you burn it, it emits fat burning chemicals into the air! So you can burn fat while you eat, watch T.V., blog......

and for EXTRA fat burning power.....SLEEP with the candle burning so you loose fat WHILE YOU SLEEP!!!!!!

of course, you will need to place a warning on the package, saying that burning candles while you sleep just might burn the whole dang house down.

BUT just think of all the fat and calories that will burn away due to the STRESS of your house burning down!!! Wow! It's a win-win situation!!!!!
That's a GREAT idea. Race you to the patent office.
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:53 AM
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That's a GREAT idea. Race you to the patent office.
And of course you put "results may vary" on the box.......take a pic of Kelli about 5 month pregnant and then put a pic of what she looks like now.

Grab some candles from local yard sales.....

Perfect! You go ahead and do it! I'll just take 10% of your sales for the idea!
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