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Old 03-02-2011, 05:01 PM
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Default The South Declares War on the GOVERNMENT. .

The South Declares War on the GOVERNMENT. .

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. "Hello, President Obama? a heavily accented southern voice said. "This isA rchie, down here at Joe's Catfish Shack, in Charleston , and I am callin' to tell ya?ll that we are officially declaring war on ya!"

"Well Archie," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," said Archie, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Harold, my next-door-neighbor Randy, and the whole dart team from Hooters. That makes eight!"

Barack paused. "I must tell you Archie that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Wow," said Archie. "I'll have ta call ya back!" Sure enough, the next day, Archie called again. "Mr. Obama, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Archie?" Barack asked.

"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Harry's farm tractor."

President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."

"Lord above", said Archie, "I'll be getting back to ya."

Sure enough, Archie called again the next day. "President Obama! I am sorry to have to tell you that we have had to call off this here war."

"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

Well, sir," said Archie, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over pecan pie and sweet tea, and come to realize that there's just no way we can feed two million prisoners."

Southern CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
If you are a REAL Southerner, you won't even need to be told to pass this on.

GOD BLESS THE SOUTH!
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Old 03-02-2011, 05:08 PM
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Cute. The southerner even got the math wrong. Very good story.
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:32 PM
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Cute. The southerner even got the math wrong. Very good story.
No, he just took for granted that about 400k Frenchies would surrender out of habit as soon as the war started.
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No, he just took for granted that about 400k Frenchies would surrender out of habit as soon as the war started.
lol NICE!!!!!
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Old 03-02-2011, 09:32 PM
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Cute. The southerner even got the math wrong. Very good story.
i just realized another difference in northern and southern men.

a southern man would NEVER call something cute
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Old 03-02-2011, 10:25 PM
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i just realized another difference in northern and southern men.

a southern man would NEVER call something cute
Should I have said "purdy"?

I like Ben's Frenchie's surrendering comment too. Just didn't multi-quote.
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No, he just took for granted that about 400k Frenchies would surrender out of habit as soon as the war started.
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:24 PM
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LOL

The French are sissies.
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Old 03-03-2011, 06:41 PM
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Why does everyone pick on France?

French military victories




BTW, great graphics, Ben, lol!!
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