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Old 03-01-2011, 07:30 PM
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If you're reading this, you have rawesomeade running through your veins. We've thrown that imaginary product around for over a year now, but there will be a day when you can walk into your local Wal-Mart and pick it up from the energy drink aisle. If Steven Seagal can do it, so can we. Actually, that statement should be: 'If Steven Seagal can do it, there's no way in hell we can do it without accidentally breaking our neck - or have Stevan Seagal intentionally break our neck for thinking we can do what he can do'. That's too long of an idiom to remember, so maybe we'll hold off on introducing 'Rawesomeade' to the beverage market. However, now that MMA is being inserted into Wal-Marts, perhaps it really is time to introduce a drinkable version of 'rawesome' to the American market.
A place called The Center in Oklahoma is now nestled comfortably inside a Wal-Mart, which essentially means you can work on your sprawl while your mother's holiday pictures are being developed in the photography department. While The Center has multiple locations across the country, it appears that their El Reno, Oklahoma establishment is the first mixed martial arts gym that is housed entirely inside of a Wal-Mart. If you're in the area, you can try a class out for free with a promise that 'you'll want to be a member forever'. Here are a few pictures of the establishment via The UG. Let's just hope these guys are using Dollamur Mats.





Judging by the "heavy" bag in the last 2 pics, it looks like they're using Matt's Cage Fitness program!
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I didn't see the "C" at first, so I thought it was called "The Enter."
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I didn't see the "C" at first, so I thought it was called "The Enter."
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Not quite as cool once you realize it only sounds like that because their spokesman is Scooby Doo.
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:05 PM
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I've been to that Wal-Mart in El Reno
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My kids would never train in a place where people come and go and risk getting staph infection no thanks!!
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:44 PM
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you really can get anything at walmart.
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Old 03-01-2011, 09:53 PM
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Walmart would find away to screw it up!
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Old 03-02-2011, 12:41 AM
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LOL AWESOME!!!
"Hey man, youve got some sick jits, where do you train?" "Down at the wal-mart."

outstanding!!
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Sweet! If I go there, I'll challenge the "Sensei" to a match. If I win, I'll tell everybody to go to Premier Martial Arts and get real training.
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