My boss would kill me if he saw me write this

[Neezar]

Originally Posted by Primadawn

The one I went to, it was a machine. It's frightening! They call it "Mystic Tan" and that's deceiving! Makes you think it's a friendly mist lightly settling on your skin! When in reality, it's essentially SHOOTING chemicals at you...and you have to hold your breath FOREVER and it smells really bad...and if you don't forget to suck your lips into your mouth, it's on your LIPS!!! and that only makes you want to lick your lips, but you know you can't! And THEN--if you don't get the timing JUST right...you're orange! ORANGE!!!!
Never again.

I had a friend that had it done for her wedding and it was a person with an airbrush...turned out a lot better...but she had to get butt-naked in front of a stranger. No thanks!

I'm quite pale myself. The kicker is, I have a tanning bed in my house. My sister had it installed when she lived there (I let her live there while I wasn't). I'm just not a big fan of the thing, but I'm about as pale as ever so I might use it once or twice to help avoid major burn when summer finally arrives.

Originally Posted by billwilliams70

As I stepped out of the shower this morning.....I was thinking about your "bip" and then it hit me, butt + hip = bip.

Later.

You think about Dawn in the shower too??


And here I thought I was the only one!!!!

Originally Posted by Chuck

You think about Dawn in the shower too??
And here I thought I was the only one!!!!

It's those feets.

Later.

Originally Posted by billwilliams70

It's those feets.

Later.

Um.... yeah... feet.... that's it.... that's what I think about..

What a burn Chuck!! lol.. I wasnt following anyone I was trying to be cute!! haha does that count?!?

Originally Posted by Chuck

Um.... yeah... feet.... that's it.... that's what I think about..

That's all I know of her.....those feets.

Later.

[Tyburn]

Originally Posted by billwilliams70

That's all I know of her.....those feets.

Later.

perhaps thats all you need to know of her

Originally Posted by Melissa Villaseñor

What a burn Chuck!! lol.. I wasnt following anyone I was trying to be cute!! haha does that count?!?

Of course darlin!