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Old 03-05-2009, 02:16 PM
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Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax, fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.

Richard C. Kuriger, III
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Old 03-05-2009, 06:01 PM
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Very good. If I wasn't getting a refund, I might try sending a copy of that letter instead of payment.
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:23 PM
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Very good. If I wasn't getting a refund, I might try sending a copy of that letter instead of payment.
True that
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:26 PM
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True that
Babe, I think you spell it "True Dat".
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:35 PM
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Babe, I think you spell it "True Dat".
Depends where you are from snuggles.
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:39 PM
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Depends where you are from snuggles.
True Dat, Brother man!!
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Old 03-05-2009, 07:56 PM
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True Dat, Brother man!!
Word up homie.
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Old 03-06-2009, 09:10 PM
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Speaking of the stimulus does anyone know when and how much we are getting?
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:11 PM
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??? I know someone knows jeeze u guys just don't like me is that it? Lol
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Old 03-06-2009, 10:42 PM
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Speaking of the stimulus does anyone know when and how much we are getting?
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