Go Back   Matt-Hughes.com Official Forums > General Discussions > Entertainment

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 10-08-2010, 04:15 AM
Spiritwalker's Avatar
Spiritwalker Spiritwalker is offline
Matt-4; GJJ Black Belts-0
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Gastonia NC
Posts: 4,339
Default Best "One Liners"..

I saw Iron Man 2 tonight...

Tony Stark..."I'm fine. Don't be mad, I will formally apologize......when I'm not fending off a Hammeroid attack"...

groan......
__________________
It is because you chose to get on the mat that makes you the winner. Think about how many people are not on that mat right now. - Luis Sucuri Togno
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 10-08-2010, 04:16 AM
Spiritwalker's Avatar
Spiritwalker Spiritwalker is offline
Matt-4; GJJ Black Belts-0
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Gastonia NC
Posts: 4,339
Default

And the Shield Agent going to New Mexico... "the land of enchantment"... nice...
__________________
It is because you chose to get on the mat that makes you the winner. Think about how many people are not on that mat right now. - Luis Sucuri Togno
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 10-08-2010, 12:58 PM
rearnakedchoke
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

This thread needs more Henny Youngman

Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 10-08-2010, 01:10 PM
Llamafighter's Avatar
Llamafighter Llamafighter is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Astoria, New York
Posts: 4,982
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by rearnakedchoke View Post
This thread needs more Henny Youngman

" Laugh lady! I laughed when you came in" -Henny Youngman
__________________
"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear."
-Mark Twain

[
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 10-08-2010, 07:03 PM
BamaGrits84
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

You canít respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesnít work

Honey, just ícause I talk slow doesnít mean Iím stupid

Iím ĎBlackineseí
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 10-08-2010, 07:05 PM
VCURamFan's Avatar
VCURamFan VCURamFan is offline
MMA, VCU, & Doctor Who
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Basketball Capital of the World
Posts: 14,324
Send a message via AIM to VCURamFan
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BamaGrits84 View Post
You canít respect someone who kisses your ass. I just doesnít work

Honey, just ícause I talk slow doesnít mean Iím stupid

Iím ĎBlackineseí
My best friend's dad (Steve) uses this one every time he gets slapped by his wife for looking at the younger women:

"Brenda, I'm married: I ain't dead"
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 10-08-2010, 10:31 PM
Bonnie Bonnie is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Where the bluebonnets bloom
Posts: 6,668
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BamaGrits84 View Post

I’m ‘Blackinese’


Quote:
Originally Posted by VCURamFan View Post
My best friend's dad (Steve) uses this one every time he gets slapped by his wife for looking at the younger women:

"Brenda, I'm married: I ain't dead"
When he tells her that next time, she ought to tell him, "Yeah, well, you ain't too old to learn Braille either."
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 10-09-2010, 03:33 AM
VCURamFan's Avatar
VCURamFan VCURamFan is offline
MMA, VCU, & Doctor Who
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Basketball Capital of the World
Posts: 14,324
Send a message via AIM to VCURamFan
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonnie View Post




When he tells her that next time, she ought to tell him, "Yeah, well, you ain't too old to learn Braille either."
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 10-09-2010, 05:00 AM
matthughesfan21
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by BamaGrits84 View Post
You canít respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesnít work
Bueller?
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 10-10-2010, 02:53 AM
Neezar's Avatar
Neezar Neezar is offline
SupaDupaMod
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: South
Posts: 6,484
Send a message via Yahoo to Neezar
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by matthughesfan21 View Post
Bueller?
Bueller?
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:17 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.