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Old 05-26-2010, 03:43 AM
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The National Center for Lesbian Rights last week sued the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Association for discriminating against bisexuals. The lawsuit stems from the 2008 Gay Softball World Series, which was organized by the athletic association and held in Seattle. It alleges that the athletic association’s “two heterosexuals per team” cap violated Washington state’s laws prohibiting discrimination in public accommodation. According to the suit, a softball team from San Francisco came under suspicion of having more than two straight players, prompting organizers to interrogate five players about their sexual orientation and private lives before a group of 25 people. A panel of athletic association members then voted that three of them were not gay. The team was forced to forfeit its second-place finish in the tournament. The suit seeks monetary damages and suspension of the rules that limits the number of heterosexuals allowed on each team.”
I think I am done posting for the day. Tuesday night is my Missionary Position Basketball League at the Y. We have the gym reserved from 7 to 8 p.m. It is important to be on time because sometimes the Premature Ejaculators Volleyball League shows up before their scheduled start time of 8 p.m.
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Old 05-26-2010, 04:24 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!!



After reading that I felt like I'd fallen through the rabbit-hole.
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I think I am done posting for the day. Tuesday night is my Missionary Position Basketball League at the Y. We have the gym reserved from 7 to 8 p.m. It is important to be on time because sometimes the Premature Ejaculators Volleyball League shows up before their scheduled start time of 8 p.m.
That's almost as rude as the Erectile Dysfunction Rhythmic Gymnasts...who reserve the gym, but usually don't even show up.
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Old 05-26-2010, 08:43 AM
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That's almost as rude as the Erectile Dysfunction Rhythmic Gymnasts...who reserve the gym, but usually don't even show up.
They show up alright; however, sometimes their routines fall a bit . . . flat
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ROFLMAO!!!!



After reading that I felt like I'd fallen through the rabbit-hole.

It's ok Alice.. we like it here.
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Ugh. The puns are killing me.

How would you like to be known as the straight guy who got caught playing in the gay league?
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Ugh. The puns are killing me.

How would you like to be known as the straight guy who got caught playing in the gay league?
I'm sure the league is always looking for a good designated switch-hitter.
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Huh, gay on gay, who would have thunk it.

I wonder what sort of interrogation techniques they use.
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Huh, gay on gay, who would have thunk it.

I wonder what sort of interrogation techniques they use.
I suspect the interrogation techniques were similar to what Churchill described in his famous quote about British Naval tradition.
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I'm sure the league is always looking for a good designated switch-hitter.
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