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Old 01-17-2010, 04:09 PM
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So it was dark and just before Christmas, and I was standing outside my flat waiting for my Father to arrive. He was coming to pick me up to go somewhere, could have been to my Sisters in Leeds....I forget.

Anyway, the noise of his engine is quite distinctive, and I see his blue care pulling up slowly down the road, it pulls up next to where I am standing. So I reach out, open the door, jump in..and then I wonder why I cant find the seatbelt thing

then it strikes me...this is NOT my Fathers car... so I turned to the guy who had stopped mid undoing his seatbelt, and I say cheerfully..."oh..you're not my Father are you" and get out of his car before he can say anything

I then run back into my house and wait for a few moments, before coming back out and waiting, once again for my Father to arrive
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Old 01-17-2010, 04:44 PM
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I shall start.

So it was dark and just before Christmas, and I was standing outside my flat waiting for my Father to arrive. He was coming to pick me up to go somewhere, could have been to my Sisters in Leeds....I forget.

Anyway, the noise of his engine is quite distinctive, and I see his blue care pulling up slowly down the road, it pulls up next to where I am standing. So I reach out, open the door, jump in..and then I wonder why I cant find the seatbelt thing

then it strikes me...this is NOT my Fathers car... so I turned to the guy who had stopped mid undoing his seatbelt, and I say cheerfully..."oh..you're not my Father are you" and get out of his car before he can say anything

I then run back into my house and wait for a few moments, before coming back out and waiting, once again for my Father to arrive
Is a Flat like an apartment?
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Old 01-17-2010, 04:48 PM
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Is a Flat like an apartment?
Yes. I live in a converted Terrace house. it used to be one three story house, now its divided into three different flats...apartment is kinda...too nice a word to describe it
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Old 01-17-2010, 04:51 PM
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You should have seen his face that the most embarissing thing I've done in years.
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Old 01-17-2010, 04:55 PM
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I'm still LOL. I wished I could have seen YOUR face!


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Old 01-17-2010, 05:24 PM
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I'm still LOL. I wished I could have seen YOUR face!


You just started this thread and you already won!

I was like oooops
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Old 01-17-2010, 05:55 PM
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I guess being a male escort pays better than Asda huh?
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Old 01-17-2010, 06:16 PM
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I guess being a male escort pays better than Asda huh?
Ohh no...the guy whose car I got in was...pig ugly... it was nothing but an accident...thankfully he doesnt live down our road...he must just have been visiting someone or something.
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Ohh no...the guy whose car I got in was...pig ugly... it was nothing but an accident...thankfully he doesnt live down our road...he must just have been visiting someone or something.
Maybe he'd heard services were being rendered there? lol
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