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Old 01-16-2010, 12:53 PM
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I got this email today:

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?



Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Old 01-17-2010, 02:12 PM
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Old 01-18-2010, 07:03 PM
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Please include the trademark or I'll be forced to contact my lawyer.

If your unaware as to what I'm talking about please contact my legal counsel County Mike for details as to what your infraction was.
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Old 01-18-2010, 08:07 PM
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Old 01-20-2010, 03:50 AM
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I got the e-mail. It said:

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Ben, just remember: never do what County Mike tells you to do!
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Old 01-20-2010, 05:23 PM
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I got the e-mail. It said:


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Ben, just remember: never do what County Mike tells you to do!
Good advice. That way I can stay unique.
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Old 01-20-2010, 06:29 PM
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Good advice. That way I can stay unique.
Yup, & there's gonna be a unique hell for you. I believe it's called "Having a daughter who will end up falling for guys exactly like you.".
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