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Old 01-15-2010, 03:20 PM
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My pre-k kiddos in my class say funny things on a daily basis but this week they came up with some really hysterical stuff! I write everything down that they say and I will hopefully write a book someday. I want to share some of the highlights of this week!

On Wednesday we were looking at a map of the world and I was showing them different countries on the map. When I pointed out China, one little guy, Dylan, jumped up.

Dylan: " HEY!!!!! I know a county that rhymes with China!!!!!"

Me: "You do?!? What rhymes with China?!"
( sometimes I am slow to see stuff coming!)

Dylan: "Fa-China!"

Me: (Trying to keep a straight face) "Wow! Fa-China! I haven't heard of that before!"

Dylan: "Yeah I heard about it on T.V. Fa-China! A lady was talking about Fa-China. I asked my dad about it and he told me it was a place. I asked him if he ever went to Fa-China and he told me that he went there once and he hasn't been there in a long time but he hopes he can go back there when I am older."

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Old 01-15-2010, 03:23 PM
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Another little girl named Erica came up to me during playtime........

Erica: "Ms. H do you have any black people in your family?"

Me: "Black people? No sweetie, I don't. The people in my family are all white."

Erica: "That's a damn shame."

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Old 01-15-2010, 03:31 PM
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Tyshena: "Ms. H.............did you buy your hair from the store?

Me: "No honey, it's my own hair."

Tyshena: "Are you SURE? Cause it looks like a weave."

Me: ( Letting her tug on my hair.) "See? It's really mine!"

Tyshena: "Wow. I didn't think it was real because it looks like the hair that my mommy buys at the dollar store."



Did I mention that you need REALLY thick skin to be a preschool teacher?!
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Old 01-15-2010, 04:21 PM
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oh my gosh too funny. i'll chime in later when i can think of some funny things too. my kids are 5 and they keep shocking me with the things they say. my daughter says she wants to have big fat boobies like mommy when she gets bigger!! ummm cute...i guess.

Me and my kids go for a bike ride almost everyday. When we first started we had only went about 1/2 mile and were almost home. She was whining so much. then out of her mouth came "mommy skinny people don't even have to excercise!" luckily she realized skinny people still need to be healthy and they can do 2 miles without all the whining now!
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Old 01-15-2010, 05:08 PM
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big fat boobies like mommy

Pics or shens!



Funny stuff DM.
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Old 01-15-2010, 05:24 PM
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Write that Book Donna , I want the first copy!!

Fa-China . OOOOO my stomach hurts LMAO!!!!!!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 06:22 PM
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people also say really funny things on insurance claims you know. Like

"I saw a sad faced man slide down my windshield after stopping suddenly"

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Old 01-15-2010, 06:51 PM
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Old 01-15-2010, 08:45 PM
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My pre-k kiddos in my class say funny things on a daily basis but this week they came up with some really hysterical stuff! I write everything down that they say and I will hopefully write a book someday. I want to share some of the highlights of this week!

On Wednesday we were looking at a map of the world and I was showing them different countries on the map. When I pointed out China, one little guy, Dylan, jumped up.

Dylan: " HEY!!!!! I know a county that rhymes with China!!!!!"

Me: "You do?!? What rhymes with China?!"
( sometimes I am slow to see stuff coming!)

Dylan: "Fa-China!"

Me: (Trying to keep a straight face) "Wow! Fa-China! I haven't heard of that before!"

Dylan: "Yeah I heard about it on T.V. Fa-China! A lady was talking about Fa-China. I asked my dad about it and he told me it was a place. I asked him if he ever went to Fa-China and he told me that he went there once and he hasn't been there in a long time but he hopes he can go back there when I am older."


oooohhhh emmmm geeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-15-2010, 09:27 PM
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Fa-China!!!!

Even funnier is the Dad's reply! lol
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