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Old 02-13-2009, 11:27 PM
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Default The Top 20 National Slogans

Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.


Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong.
Belgium -- At least we're not as bad as France.

Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991.

Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees.

China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!!

Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet.

Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

France -- No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we've got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don't hurt us.

Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all.

Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.

North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family.

Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.

Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love?

Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.

South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.

Syria - We see a friend, you see a terrorist.

Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care.

Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong!
I love that one.
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:08 AM
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Josh Slogan "I can't post things in the proper section".
Can a mod move this to the woodshed please.

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Old 02-14-2009, 03:21 AM
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LOL
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:50 PM
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Switzerland is my favorite!
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Old 02-14-2009, 07:57 PM
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Canada - Leading the world in being just north of the United States.

My all-time favorite. I wish I could remember where I saw it for proper credit.
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Old 02-15-2009, 07:45 PM
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Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

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Old 02-15-2009, 08:07 PM
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Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.


Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong.

Belgium -- At least we're not as bad as France.

Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991.

Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees.

China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!!

Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet.

Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?

France -- No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we've got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don't hurt us.

Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all.

Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time.

North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family.

Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid.

Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love?

Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers.

South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose.

Syria - We see a friend, you see a terrorist.

Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care.

Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong!
I love that one
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Josh, you are like a diamond in the rough arent you I've highlighted my favs
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Old 02-15-2009, 11:43 PM
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Josh, you are like a diamond in the rough arent you I've highlighted my favs
Umm...I'm not sure? Depends what you mean I guess?
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Old 02-15-2009, 11:56 PM
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Umm...I'm not sure? Depends what you mean I guess?
imagine staring at a load of gravel, a load of shyte...and then suddenly stumbling across a gem.

Thats kinda what I mean. It was a compliment
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Old 02-16-2009, 12:23 AM
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imagine staring at a load of gravel, a load of shyte...and then suddenly stumbling across a gem.

Thats kinda what I mean. It was a compliment
So i'm a gem in a pile of crap? Gee thanks.
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