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Old 12-13-2009, 07:39 PM
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Default If Abbot and Costello were still around

I got this in an email today and thought it was pretty good.

I can remember watching Abbott and Costello reruns back when i was a kid .

> > You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old
> to
> > REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us
> who
> > sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
> >
> > If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous
> sketch,
> > 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this:
> >
> > COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
> >
> >
> > ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
> >
> > COSTELLO: Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking
> about
> > buying a computer.
> >
> > ABBOTT: Mac?
> >
> > COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
> >
> > ABBOTT: Your computer?
> >
> > COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
> >
> > ABBOTT: Mac?
> >
> > COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
> >
> > ABBOTT: What about Windows?
> >
> > COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
> >
> > COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
> >
> > COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
> >
> > ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
> >
> > COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
> > proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Office.
> >
> > COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
> >
> > ABBOTT: I just did.
> >
> > COSTELLO: You just did what?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Recommend something.
> >
> > COSTELLO: You recommended something?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Yes.
> >
> > COSTELLO: For my office?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Yes.
> >
> > COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Office.
> >
> > COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
> >
> > ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
> >
> > COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say
> I'm
> > sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Word.
> >
> > COSTELLO: What word?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Word in Office.
> >
> > COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
> >
> > ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
> >
> > COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
> >
> > ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.
> >
> > COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with
> some
> > straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything
> I
> > can
> > track my money with?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Money.
> >
> > COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Money.
> >
> > COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
> >
> > ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
> >
> > COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Money.
> >
> > COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
> >
> > COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
> >
> > ABBOTT: One copy.
> >
> > COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
> >
> > COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
> >
> > (A few days later)
> >
> > ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
> >
> > COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
> >
> > ABBOTT: Click on 'START'.............
> >
> >
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Old 12-14-2009, 04:16 AM
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This would have been perfect for them. I think it's funnier than "who's on first".
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Old 12-14-2009, 10:54 AM
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I must email this to Mom! She calls me at least twice a week to ask how to do something on her computer.
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Old 12-14-2009, 12:11 PM
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My mom always wants to know where the pictures go after she scans them. If she wants to print another copy of a picture, she scans it again.
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