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Old 10-20-2009, 03:01 PM
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I love this!

* If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels nobody should have one.

* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
* If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks how to defeat his enemy.
* A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

* If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
* Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks and act how to better his situation.
* A liberal demands somebody to take care of him.

* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* Liberals demand those they don't like to be shut down.

* If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
* A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

* If a conservative decides he needs health care, he shops for it, or may choose a job which provides it.
* A liberal demands the rest of us pay for his.
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:25 PM
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It's kind of ironic that the conservatives are the ones who seek more freedoms then the liberals.
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Old 10-20-2009, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by rockdawg21 View Post
I love this!

* If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels nobody should have one.

* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
* If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks how to defeat his enemy.
* A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

* If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
* Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks and act how to better his situation.
* A liberal demands somebody to take care of him.

* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* Liberals demand those they don't like to be shut down.

* If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
* A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

* If a conservative decides he needs health care, he shops for it, or may choose a job which provides it.
* A liberal demands the rest of us pay for his.
Yep, pretty much sums it up.
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Old 10-20-2009, 05:24 PM
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It's kind of ironic that the conservatives are the ones who seek more freedoms then the liberals.

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Old 10-20-2009, 05:40 PM
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I'd say this is quite flawed ... but then again, I'm a liberal and will get someone else to write why it is