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Old 07-16-2009, 03:24 PM
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Default How to Catch a Wild Pig

An email I rec'd



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> Catching Wild Pigs
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> A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in
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> the class. One day while the class was
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> in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who
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> kept rubbing his back, and stretching
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> as if his back hurt.
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>
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> The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student
> told
> him he had a bullet lodged in his
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> back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country
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> who were trying to overthrow his
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> country's government and install a new communist government.
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>
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> In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
> strange
> question. He asked, 'Do you know how
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> to catch wild pigs?'
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> The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The
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> young man said this was no joke. 'You
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> catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting
> corn
> on the ground. The pigs find it and
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> begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to
> coming
> every day, you put a fence down
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> one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get
> used
> to the fence, they begin to eat the
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> corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to
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> that and start to eat again. You continue
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> until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last
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> side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn,
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> start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and
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> catch the whole herd.
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> Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and
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> around inside the fence, but they are caught.
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> Soon they go back