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Old 04-17-2009, 12:57 PM
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BJJ doesn't work a on girlfriend that's biting you...
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:07 PM
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that's because you probably don't want her to stop ... oh wait, i should get my mind outta the gutter ......
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:50 PM
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If I could punch her it would be a lot easier to be honest...
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:10 PM
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If you choke her out, eventually she'll stop biting and go to sleep.
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:17 PM
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BJJ doesn't work a on girlfriend that's biting you...
It does if you punch her teeth out before grappling.
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:34 PM
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Are these terms of endearment? My boyfriend and I always practice moves or he gets me in positions and I wonder whats going on in his head? The way I show him some love is throwing punches
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My boyfriend and I always practice moves or he gets me in positions and I wonder whats going on in his head?
1. You don't want to know.
2. We didn't need to know this.
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Old 04-17-2009, 04:52 PM
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Bite her ear. Works for anything, you can cause pain or fun depending on the pressure.


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Bite her ear. Works for anything, you can cause pain or fun depending on the pressure.


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it's true...
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Old 04-17-2009, 05:02 PM
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