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Old 04-05-2009, 02:12 PM
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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'

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Old 04-05-2009, 03:23 PM
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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'


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Old 04-05-2009, 04:33 PM
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Nice!
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Old 04-05-2009, 04:47 PM
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That's a great one.
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:02 AM
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A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'

I like this guy!
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Old 04-06-2009, 12:20 AM
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But rabbit tastes good
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Old 04-06-2009, 02:00 AM
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shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists,
aren't they the same thing?
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:23 PM
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aren't they the same thing?
Nope because then only 6 get shot. We like to seperate them so we can get rid of more of them
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:53 PM
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Im getting offended why would anyone want to kill my kin folks? Damn racists messing with the Mexicans and Arabs!! lol... Just kidding guys I had to make you laugh, but I know some sensitive person is gonna try to go toe 2 toe with me and believe me im in the mood for a good battle!!
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Old 04-06-2009, 04:56 PM
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Im getting offended why would anyone want to kill my kin folks? Damn racists messing with the Mexicans and Arabs!! lol... Just kidding guys I had to make you laugh, but I know some sensitive person is gonna try to go toe 2 toe with me and believe me im in the mood for a good battle!!
Said illegals never mentioned Mexicans

You my dear are a racist!
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