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When I was in middle school (i think 7 or 8 grade) I got to go to a menonite chrurch and perform in a choir of about 80-100 people. we performed Handel's "The Messiah" for 3 nights to sold out crowds. since me and my buddy were the youngest they put us right in the front row. after the first night I got into the car with my parents, sister, and Grandma and was all excited when my mom said "You did a great job, but did you know your zipper was down and your shirt was peeking out?
I was so embarrassed.
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02-08-2010, 03:05 PM
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 Dave's story is gonna turn into your "two black eyes" joke now isn't it, Michelle. It is funny. I've got tears in my eyes right now laughing after reading it again.
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02-08-2010, 03:18 PM
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I swear I was thinking about it last night randomly LOL in my livingroom then this morning I see a post that brought it to the top and LOL all over again
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02-08-2010, 03:27 PM
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My face hurts!
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02-08-2010, 03:29 PM
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What a way to start the day
Now I've got to get to work.Later. Quote:
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02-08-2010, 03:32 PM
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Now go on get outta here.
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I didn't start drinking until my 21st birthday, so about a month or so later, a friend of mine was throwing a party at her apartment. I bought myself a sixpack & headed over. In short order I had polished that off, had a coupla the beers in her fridge & was competing in multiple games of flip-cup & beer bong. I'm sure y'all can see where this is headed: newbie doesn't know his limits or when to stop drinking. Yeah. In the middle of a flip cup game, I realized I was about to blow (I think everyone else did, too, because I was suddenly very alone in the middle of a very big cirlce!
). As it started to rise, I figured the best idea would be to just cover my mouth with my hand & hold it in until I could make it to the bathroom. No such luck. Imagine a thumb over the end of a water hose, except make the water brown & chunky & make me the hose. It was good times.  Then, to make matters worse, as I tried to hussle off to the bathroom, I slipped in a puddle of my own puke & went down hard in the kitchen!
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02-08-2010, 03:59 PM
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Thanks for reminding me, Nathan! 
Now that you have "experience", Nate, Katelyn should be a breeze. 
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