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Old 02-12-2009, 08:42 AM
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Default Think you have a bad job?

We all have bad days at times, and we are ready to quit our jobs. Well, next time you have a day like that, remember this.......

WHEN you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On
your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johson
& Johson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When
you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken...
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Old 02-12-2009, 10:04 AM
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I am totally lost.

Later.
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Old 02-12-2009, 01:35 PM
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