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Old 07-16-2009, 03:24 PM
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An email I rec'd



>
> Catching Wild Pigs
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>
>
> A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in
>
> the class. One day while the class was
>
> in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who
>
> kept rubbing his back, and stretching
>
> as if his back hurt.
>
>
>
> The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student
> told
> him he had a bullet lodged in his
>
> back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country
>
> who were trying to overthrow his
>
> country's government and install a new communist government.
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>
>
> In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
> strange
> question. He asked, 'Do you know how
>
> to catch wild pigs?'
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>
>
> The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The
>
> young man said this was no joke. 'You
>
> catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting
> corn
> on the ground. The pigs find it and
>
> begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to
> coming
> every day, you put a fence down
>
> one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get
> used
> to the fence, they begin to eat the
>
> corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to
>
> that and start to eat again. You continue
>
> until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last
>
> side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn,
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> start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and
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> catch the whole herd.
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>
>
> Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and
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> around inside the fence, but they are caught.
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> Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that
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> they have forgotten how to forage in the
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> woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.
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>
>
> The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees
>
> happening to America . The government keeps
>
> pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in
> the
> form of programs such as supplemental
>
> income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy
>
> subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP),
>
> welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we continually lose our freedoms
> --
> just a little at a time.
>
>
>
> One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free lunch!
> Also,
> a politician will never provide a service
>
> for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.
>
>
>
> Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a
>
> problem confronting the future of democracy in
>
> America , you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think
>
> the free ride is essential to your way of life
>
> then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the
> gate
> slams shut!
>
>
>
> Keep your eyes on the newly elected
> politicians
> who are about to slam the gate on America ..
>
>
>
> " A government big enough to give you
> everything
> you want, is big enough to take away everything you have "
>
>
>
> Thomas Jefferson




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