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Old 06-09-2009, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Primadawn
Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy
felt
she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness.

She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at
the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb
felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a
deformity too.

Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky
is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we
are married.'

She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant
size
winky.'


Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching,
teasing, and holding one another...

As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out
of the room! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is .... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.'
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