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Old 08-20-2014, 05:51 PM
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What did the Daddy Bucket say when the Baby Bucket was sick?

"You're looking a little pail..."
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One day, a teacher was trying to teach her students a new word. To test them, she asked, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”

Sally eagerly raised her hand. “The sky is definitely blue,” she beamed.

“Almost right,” said the teacher, “But the sky could also be gray if there’s a storm.”

Adam tried next. “The grass is definitely green,” he ventured.

“Very close,” said the teacher, “But the grass could also be brown if there’s no water.”

Finally, Little Johnny raised his hand. Dreading what he might say, the teacher called on him.

“Teacher, do farts have lumps?”

“What? No!” she exclaimed, “Little Johnny, that’s a very inappropriate question to ask! Why would you say that??”

“Yeeaaahhh,” Little John responded, “I definitely $h!t my pants…”
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