Nice new sig Ben.
Here's a dandy image of my Wednesday morning. Apparently, when you wake up from sleeping your blood pressure is low. When you pee, it triggers some vagas nerve that lowers your blood pressure even more. If you're standing to pee, this can make you pass out, fall forward onto a glass candle and then fall backwards to crack your head on the tub. You might wake up with your wife and female EMTs standing over you with your junk hanging out of your boxer shorts.
If you were expecting a picture of my junk hanging out of my boxers, shame on you. Send PM requests for those.