100%

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take ! you.

A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


"REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM!

That is going to be sent out to my friends ASAP. Thanks for posting that Mac, I needed that laugh.

No wonder why you always say you give 120% Mac......

[Llamafighter]

In my work experience this thread is 100% true!

[Jonlion]

Ha ha, i was given a tutorial at my work about what A T T I T U D E adds up too!

Yet that whole thing was B U L L S H I T!

[Bonnie]

Hmmm, so when we see a brown nose instead of thinking "What a dip *****!", we really should be thinking, "Wow, he really gave it his all!"

Good one, Mac!

[Tyburn]

Originally Posted by Mac

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

works for me every time