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Old 06-27-2012, 02:45 PM
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Making love to my wife is a bit like the state of English football. I rarely get to a semi.
Ouch.
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Old 06-28-2012, 09:47 AM
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Just been stopped by the police because i was driving the wrong way down a one way street, the copper said

"Didn't you see the arrows?"

I said

"Arrows? I didn't even see the Indians."
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:41 PM
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An officer pulled over a young guy for speeding. Upon getting to the car the cop said I have been waiting here all day for you. The kid in the car said well I got here as fast as I could
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Old 07-07-2012, 09:42 AM
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Just got home and found a note on top of the TV from my girlfriend.
"Sorry, but I don't think this will ever work, I'm leaving."
So I plugged it in, switched it on and there's nothing wrong with it.

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What are the first 3 words in the Mexican cookbook?
Steal a chicken.

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Old 07-07-2012, 05:32 PM
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