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Old 06-01-2012, 06:59 AM
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In MMA, all of the fighters wear gloves to protect their pretty little hands. You know who else wears gloves? Lunch ladies.
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Lunch ladies.
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders....NAVY BEANS NAVY BEANS....

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Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders....NAVY BEANS NAVY BEANS....

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Sloppy Joes Slop Sloppy Joes!
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Old 06-02-2012, 04:29 AM
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Sloppy Joes Slop Sloppy Joes!
NAVY beans NAVY beans NAVY beans....(sorry, I love navy beans)
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Old 06-02-2012, 05:17 AM
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NAVY beans NAVY beans NAVY beans....(sorry, I love navy beans)
Dreamt one morning and I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza was a lookin' at me
It screamed "why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said "uh I got the spatula, just do what you're told!"

I could probably still do that one word for word!

I used to do "Ode to My Car" at karaoke too!
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Rivers of macaroni and cheese...
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Dreamt one morning and I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza was a lookin' at me
It screamed "why do you burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said "uh I got the spatula, just do what you're told!"

I could probably still do that one word for word!

I used to do "Ode to My Car" at karaoke too!
Geeze...I wish that I would have only had people like you doing Karaoke...

and I'm not being sarcastic. I'm DEAD serious.

There is a reason I don't DJ/ Host Karaoke anymore....

Sorry, but you people are just TOO crazy and dont pay nearly enough MONEY.
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Old 06-02-2012, 02:07 PM
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Geeze...I wish that I would have only had people like you doing Karaoke...

and I'm not being sarcastic. I'm DEAD serious.

There is a reason I don't DJ/ Host Karaoke anymore....

Sorry, but you people are just TOO crazy and dont pay nearly enough MONEY.
You really lost me J.B.

First sentence indicates you wish you had people like me doing karaoke then your last sentence indicates I'm cheap when it comes to karaoke. Since when did karaoke have a cost other than a tip here and there?
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