Joke Thread

[Neezar]

Al & THE BLONDE:



Al
walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
And stared up at the TV.


The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building
Preparing to jump.



The blonde looked at Aland said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"

Al said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."


The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."


Al placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"




Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.


The blonde was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Al. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."




Al replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied,
"I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."


Al took the money.