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Old 10-07-2011, 03:03 PM
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Here's the Riddle-of-the-Day




You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.




What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




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Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
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Old 10-07-2011, 06:41 PM
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Here's the Riddle-of-the-Day




You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.




What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




See answer below.















Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.


You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
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Old 10-07-2011, 06:46 PM
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and the bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve fater-than-light particles around here!"
let's find the nerds around here, shall we?
So a nuetrino walks into a bar,
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Old 10-08-2011, 05:48 AM
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You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
Seconded!
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Old 10-08-2011, 04:04 PM
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and the bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve fater-than-light particles around here!"
let's find the nerds around here, shall we?
So a nuetrino walks into a bar,
Oh...oh...oh...I see one...I see one!



That Pena looks so darn cute! Brings a to my face everytime I see your sig.
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Old 10-08-2011, 06:20 PM
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Oh...oh...oh...I see one...I see one!


Dang, I missed it completely! I didn't get that at all and figured Ben was just having a...erm...celebratory Friday night.

Why can't I figure out the inviso-text?
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The joke is a very nerdy one based on a shocking recent discovery at the CERN Large Hadron Reactor that could very well revolutionize physics.
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You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
Thanks. My mom sends them to me.
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The joke is a very nerdy one based on a shocking recent discovery at the CERN Large Hadron Reactor that could very well revolutionize physics.
I admit I had to look nuetrino up.
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:57 PM
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