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#501
10-07-2011, 03:03 PM
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Here's the Riddle-of-the-Day
You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? See answer below. Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. 
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#502
10-07-2011, 06:41 PM
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 You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
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Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. Lead me by Your truth and teach me, for You are a God who saves me. All day long I put my hope in You. (Psalm 25: 4-5) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16)
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#503
10-07-2011, 06:46 PM
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and the bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve fater-than-light particles around here!"
let's find the nerds around here, shall we? So a nuetrino walks into a bar,
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#505
10-08-2011, 04:04 PM
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 That Pena looks so darn cute! Brings a  to my face everytime I see your sig.
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Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. Lead me by Your truth and teach me, for You are a God who saves me. All day long I put my hope in You. (Psalm 25: 4-5) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16)
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#506
10-08-2011, 06:20 PM
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 Why can't I figure out the inviso-text? 
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 Rejoice ever more. 1 Thessalonians 5:16
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#509
10-09-2011, 04:03 AM
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Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. Lead me by Your truth and teach me, for You are a God who saves me. All day long I put my hope in You. (Psalm 25: 4-5) "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life." (John 3:16)
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#510
10-27-2011, 02:57 PM
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Happy Halloween
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