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Old 10-07-2011, 03:03 PM
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Here's the Riddle-of-the-Day




You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.




What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




See answer below.















Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.
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Old 10-07-2011, 06:41 PM
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Here's the Riddle-of-the-Day




You are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed.

On your right side is a sharp drop off. On your left side is an Elephant traveling at the same speed as you.

Directly in front of you is a galloping Kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a Lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.




What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




See answer below.















Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.


You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
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Old 10-07-2011, 06:46 PM
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and the bartenders says "I'm sorry, we don't serve fater-than-light particles around here!"
let's find the nerds around here, shall we?
So a nuetrino walks into a bar,
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Old 10-08-2011, 05:48 AM
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You always have some of the best jokes, Neezy!
Seconded!
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