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Old 05-16-2011, 04:37 PM
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Today, my husband and I were filling out forms for life insurance. We were talking about beneficiaries, and we both picked our daughter. My amount is 500,000 dollars, and my husband's is one million. When we told our daughter this, she started laughing devilishly. FML


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Today, I realized my 3 year old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year old father. FML


I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.

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Old 05-16-2011, 09:00 PM
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I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.
Always wondered about that. I figured it had something to do with lack of attention since that is an all around problem for some men.
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:53 AM
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Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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Hahaha, classic mom complaint!
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Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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Old 06-02-2011, 09:32 PM
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I'd just like to point out that it's a lot easier to aim when you're closer to the target.
I humbly disagree. And I have almost 20 years of research to back up my claim.

Boys/men/anything that has a penis/ pee(s) on the floor. Period.

You can't argue with......or change......nature.

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Old 06-03-2011, 01:21 AM
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I humbly disagree. And I have almost 20 years of research to back up my claim.

Boys/men/anything that has a penis/ pee(s) on the floor. Period.

You can't argue with......or change......nature.

These are the best urinals ever. They used to have 'em at Grove City College (where my brother & sister-in-law went):

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Old 06-03-2011, 02:16 AM
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These are the best urinals ever. They used to have 'em at Grove City College (where my brother & sister-in-law went):


WOW!!! That is fool ( aka MAN) proof!!!!!!


I love them!!! I need them in my classroom!!!!
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:18 AM
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Although at second glance.........those look a might too close for comfort! Ewwwwwww! Why would you want to stand right next to another guy when you pee?!?

Girls might go to the bathroom together, but we don't all use the same stall!
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Old 06-03-2011, 02:20 AM
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AND btw........where DO you look? Is it against Man Code to look at another guy when you pee? Do you really stare at the wall?
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