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Old 12-21-2010, 03:42 PM
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LOL...nerf gun...

When I was buying gifts for my little brother and sister this year, my dad said "Justin likes NERF guns"....

I said "yeah right". I ain't buying a kid who I know is MY brother any form of gun that I know he will end up shooting his sister with....Not to mention those things are like 50 bucks now and have tactical scopes on them...WTF?!?!?

I bought the kid a new basketball, so he can work on his layup. It's pathetic.

I bought my sister "My Littlest Pet Shop"....whatever the heck that is... JB should never be assigned to purchasing items for little girls....it's even more pathetic than my little bro's layup.

All this after I already bought them stuff for the new Nintendo Wii they are getting...but heaven forbid their brother give them anything related to what "Santa" brought...That would ruin the mystique...

We all know Santa doesn't know JB's address because I actually hunt and live off of reindeer, so it would be futile to try and sell some sort of "Santa gave this to ME for YOU" type of lie...
Dude, you think you've got it rough? I got 1 nephew & 3 nieces. I have no clue what to get these girls (ages 4, 2 & 1), which means that I have to be careful what I get for Luke, 'cause if his gift is super awesome (since I know exactly what a 5yr old boy would want because, let's face it, I'm about on his maturity level ) & their's are as crappy as "ummmm . . . the packaging was pink . . .", then there's a danger that I look like I'm playing favorites & that's no good for Uncle Ben's rep!!
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:04 PM
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It's true...JB should never have to shop for "My Littlest" anything ever again....

Even if the day comes that I have a my littlest girl, I will pay somebody else to buy toys for her...

That actually reminds me...WTF is up with UFC guys? $10 a pop?

I guess inflation has really sank in since I was a kid and wanted WWF guys...

$19.99 for a pair of dolls and they didn't even have Anderson Silva paired with Chael Sonnen....what a rip off....
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Dude, you think you've got it rough? I got 1 nephew & 3 nieces. I have no clue what to get these girls (ages 4, 2 & 1), which means that I have to be careful what I get for Luke, 'cause if his gift is super awesome (since I know exactly what a 5yr old boy would want because, let's face it, I'm about on his maturity level ) & their's are as crappy as "ummmm . . . the packaging was pink . . .", then there's a danger that I look like I'm playing favorites & that's no good for Uncle Ben's rep!!
Both of you whiny little brats need to just hush!!!

Come back to me when you've had to go bra & pantie shopping with your daughters or you get sent to the store to by them tampons...

THEN you can start whimpering!!!
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:20 PM
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Both of you whiny little brats need to just hush!!!

Come back to me when you've had to go bra & pantie shopping with your daughters or you get sent to the store to by them tampons...

THEN you can start whimpering!!!
Hey, the joy of being an uncle is all the fun with none of the responsibilities! It's my job to teach them how awesomely cool the world is since their parents are too busy instilling good morals & a Christian world view! matter of fact, I've done my job so thoroughly, that my nephew, Luke, believes that, rather than being a mere adjective, "Uncle" is actually a title bestowed only upon the coolest & most awesome men. We discovered this because he was very shocked to find out that our Pastor was not an Unlce, despite how much we all respected him.
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Old 12-21-2010, 04:41 PM
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Old 12-21-2010, 10:55 PM
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Both of you whiny little brats need to just hush!!!

Come back to me when you've had to go bra & pantie shopping with your daughters or you get sent to the store to by them tampons...

THEN you can start whimpering!!!
You win.
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