Originally Posted by Hughes_GOAT
so i take it you're not reconsidering then?
Nope. I'm going to see Washington National Cathedral
and..the Congress Building, because it looks like Saint Paul's
...and whatever else I happen to find in the City during my weekend there.
Americans love English people because of their accent. If I do get taken hostage by gangs, they will treat me well, because I am English in the hopes someone will pay a lot for my release....they might be stuck with me for a while though
I might bring about The Arks Curse, on them so that eventually they are paying the English to take me back
(In Biblical times, the Ark of the Covernant was Stolen by a rival to Israel, and rather then being a blessing, it was a curse. Put inside the best Temples for safe keeping, the people would return to find all their statues had fallen before the Ark as though bowing to it. When this kept happening, repeatedly, they decided they didnt want it after all...and gave it back to Israel )