Chuck Norris facts

We've been doing this on Facebook. Here are my favorites:

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris can sing a 4 part harmony.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

and my all-time fave:

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands..

Feel free to add!

Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.


Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...To bad he never crys

[VCURamFan]

If Chuck Norris ever has sex with men, it's not because he's gay, it's beause he's run out of women.

[Spiritwalker]

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

[VCURamFan]

Chuck Norris's beard does not cover his chin: it hides another fist.

The boogeyman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.