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Old 02-15-2009, 07:04 PM
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We've been doing this on Facebook. Here are my favorites:

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

Chuck Norris can sing a 4 part harmony.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter

and my all-time fave:

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands..

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Old 02-15-2009, 09:06 PM
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Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Chuck Norris fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.


Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer...To bad he never crys
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:34 PM
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If Chuck Norris ever has sex with men, it's not because he's gay, it's beause he's run out of women.
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Old 02-15-2009, 09:56 PM
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Old 02-15-2009, 10:05 PM
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Chuck Norris's beard does not cover his chin: it hides another fist.
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Old 02-15-2009, 11:42 PM
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The boogeyman checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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