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Argentina -- Where everyone has a chance to be president...literally.
Australia -- 9 out of 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world can't be wrong. Belgium -- At least we're not as bad as France. Bosnia -- The official entrance to hell since 1991. Canada -- We needed a slogan, eh. So Joe thought this one up. Canada, it's not just moose and bad beer, eh... we've got trees. China -- Communism is the best! Don't believe us?! We'll run you over with tanks!! Cuba -- Not all of us have defected...yet. Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA? France -- No really, we surrender. Yes, take our women. Jews? Sure, we've got plenty of those. Grab a baguette, just don't hurt us. Iceland -- Oh don't mind us, we do nothing at all. Mexico -- Reclaiming the South-Western United States one border jumper at a time. North Korea -- We're one big (un)happy family. Philippines -- Come for the scenery, stay till your ransom is paid. Saudi Arabia -- Religious fanatics, terrorism, and fat tyrants in bathrobes who run the country. What's not to love? Serbia -- We like diversity. It provides training for our soldiers. South Korea -- The first one who says something about us eating dogs gets a punch in the nose. Syria - We see a friend, you see a terrorist. Switzerland -- So neutral it hurts...or it doesn't...we don't care. Zaire -- 25 revolutions in 10 years and we're still going strong! I love that one. |
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Josh Slogan "I can't post things in the proper section".
Can a mod move this to the woodshed please. Last edited by Josh; 02-14-2009 at 05:13 AM. |
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LOL
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Switzerland is my favorite!
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Canada - Leading the world in being just north of the United States.
My all-time favorite. I wish I could remember where I saw it for proper credit. |
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Colombia -- And you think coffee is our biggest export to the USA?
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Thats kinda what I mean. It was a compliment
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