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Old 06-26-2009, 08:29 AM
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Monday, June 22, 2009

Dear UNC-Wilmington Students: Itís getting close to time to start another semester. That means that itís time to lay down the rules for all of my classes. Iím going to continue to use all the rules Iíve used before, which can be found in my syllabus. But, starting this semester, Iím adding three more rules. Gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgendered students (GILBERTS) need to pay especially close attention.

First of all, GILBERTS will not be allowed to mention their status as gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, or trans-gendered. A few semesters ago, a gay student in one of my classes said Ė right in the middle of class, mind you Ė ďIím gay.Ē It offended me when he said that. That is why I am banning such statements for the duration of the semester. The simple awareness of the presence of gays in my classes offends me. No other reason need be offered. Just shut up and comply with the rule.

Second of all, GILBERTS will not be allowed to offer even mild criticisms of those who disagree with them. Last semester, a gay student was talking to one of his female friends Ė probably one of those fag hags - when he said ďI want to marry my boyfriend some day if the bigots will let me.Ē Since I oppose gay marriage, for obvious religious reasons, it offended me when he made that statement. That is why I am banning any such statements for the duration of the semester. Even mild criticism of my beliefs offends me. No other reason need be offered. Just shut up and comply with the rule.

Finally, GILBERTS will not be allowed to state their beliefs concerning the origins of human rights. Last semester, a gay student said he supported gay marriage because he felt in his soul that it was the right thing to do. It offended me when he said that. That is why I am banning such statements for the duration of the semester. Iím simply offended when people discuss their beliefs about the origins of human rights, especially when it entails discussing their feelings. No other reason need be offered. Just shut up and comply with the rule.




Hopefully, by now, most of you realize you are reading political satire. But that crucial fact - and the larger point of the satire - was lost on countless GILBERTS across the nation. After reading only two paragraphs of this letter, which was posted in its entirety on DrAdams.org, they began to fire off letters to the UNC-Wilmington administration demanding that I be fired.

Had the GILBERTS taken the time to read this far they would have understood that a real letter of complaint was filed against me in January simply for a) mentioning my Christianity, b) offering very mild criticism of one assertion of Darwinism, and c) revealing a basic belief about the origins of human rights; namely, that they are endowed by a Creator.

It is sad that a college student would lack the maturity needed to hear someone say ďIím an outspoken Christian professorĒ without having an emotional breakdown. It is also sad that he was arrogant enough to write a letter of complaint to my Marxist chairwoman. I am simply not intimidated by anti-Christian bigots. Nothing short of a bullet in the head will keep me from professing my Christian beliefs. And most anti-Christian bigots donít own guns.

It is also sad that the administration failed to reprimand the narrow-minded Marxist who expressed disappointment that the studentís letter would not result in a formal complaint. This is unmitigated bigotry, plain and simple. If I were not an adult, I would ague that itís hate speech.

Of course, while sad, none of this is too surprising. This is an administration that removed the word ďChristmasĒ from the tree and ďGood FridayĒ from the university calendar. They even once tried to force faculty and staff to remove Bible verses from their university email signatures.

Nor is it surprising that GILBERTS express outrage at satire more often than Christians express outrage at real persecution. That is because most GILBERTS love their sexuality more than most Christians love Christ. And thatís the saddest thing of all.
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Old 06-26-2009, 10:09 PM
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Excellent!

It shows just how ignorant and closed minded the Gay Rights movement really is.

This is probably the funniest quote:
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Old 06-26-2009, 10:25 PM
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I'm all for being fair. If they can remove some words like "Christmas", shouldn't we be able to remove some words like GAY and LESBIAN?
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I'm deeply offended by this thread
































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You're not trying to get rid of Christmas, are you, Dave?



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You're not trying to get rid of Christmas, are you, Dave?



did you know Xmas...is actually not a slang term for Christmas?

see...the Orthodox Church have a Monogram for Christ which is a P with a X through it...its okay to use the word
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