Night Eating Syndrome... are you kidding me?

[NateR]

I heard about this on the radio and couldn't believe it was actually a real thing:
NES: Night Eating Syndrome

And I thought RLS: Restless Leg Syndrome was ridiculous.

So, is every undesirable human behavior going to be tied to a syndrome from this point on? Maybe we should start making up our own syndromes.

I think I might be suffering from MOPSS, or Mocks Other People's Syndromes Syndrome.

[Neezar]

I thought only people who take Ambien got up and ate during the night.

[MattHughesRocks]

I'm way too lazy for this to ever happen to me

I have heard of it. Just recently on TV. The guy suspected himself of it ( woke up to cooked food and a mess in the kitchen) so he set up a video camera and there he was

Wait....this isn't in the link is it?

[flo]

I thought it was just an excuse for people who like to eat to raid the 'fridge in the middle of the night. Then I heard about some woman whose son woke her up while she was eating a brillo pad.

Besides MOPSS, I also have STLOTIS.

Stays Too Long On The Internet Syndrome

[MattHughesRocks]

A brillo pad

[NateR]

Originally Posted by flo

Besides MOPSS, I also have STLOTIS.

Stays Too Long On The Internet Syndrome

Those are serious medical conditions and you need medical care... or drugs.

I recently read about another syndrome called EVBS, or Endless Video Blogging Syndrome. I think I know someone who might have that.

[flo]

Originally Posted by NateR

Those are serious medical conditions and you need medical care... or drugs.

I recently read about another syndrome called EVBS, or Endless Video Blogging Syndrome. I think I know someone who might have that.

Yeah, sounds familiar...

tee hee

[Tyburn]

Originally Posted by NateR

Those are serious medical conditions and you need medical care... or drugs.

I recently read about another syndrome called EVBS, or Endless Video Blogging Syndrome. I think I know someone who might have that.

At least I dont pretend to be something that I'm not.

FYI I have VDS

Verbal Diarrhea Syndrome Video Blogging is my therapy Appologise at once

[Tyburn]

Originally Posted by flo

Then I heard about some woman whose son woke her up while she was eating a brillo pad.

Getting up and eating at night isnt a syndrome, its a bad habit

Being asleep, and getting up, and eating whilst your still asleep...that IS a Syndrome. Sleep Disorders can be really horrible...Sleep Walking for example, is fine...until you fall down the stairs or jump out of the window IN YOUR SLEEP. Sleep talking is just bizzare...I do...or did both when I was younger.

More serious can be night terrors, where you have a bad dream, but you dont wake up...instead, you start acting it out in whilst your asleep...Equally as bad is Sleep Apnia...Where people forget to breath whilst they are sleeping...I've had that once or twice...coz eventually when you cant hold your breath any longer, your body wakes you up and its like pressure valve has been released.

As for restless leg syndrome...that depends what causes it...ever heard of myclonic dystonic Tremours...they are NOT to be laughed at, unless your uber insensative.

There is also little man syndrome...you all know the McShouty who feels he has to make noise to make up for the fact he's small and weak.