Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
There is no CTRL button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control!
If you spell ChuckNorris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head